Transcribed from the early 1800’s copy ,. Many thanks to Norfolk and NorwichMillennium Library, UK, for kindly supplying the images fromwhich this transcription was made.
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Oft have you pray’d me, when in youth,
Never to err from paths of truth;
But youth to vice is much too prone,
And mine by far too much, I own.
Induced to riot, swear, and game,
I thought in vice t’acquire fame;
But found the pois’ning scenes of riot
Soon robb’d my mind of joy and quiet.
The usual course of rakes I ran,
The dupe of woman and of man.
Careless of fortune’s smile or frown,
My desk I left t’enjoy the town,
At folly dash’d in wisdom’s spite,
Idled by day, revell’d by night:
But short was that delusive scene,
And I awoke to sorrow keen.
Debt press’d on debt: I could not pay,
And found that credit had its day.
No friend to aid, what should I do?
I made bad worse: to liquor flew:
p.4For when my bill-book I survey’d,
I shrunk, as if I’d seen my shade;
And to drive terror from my mind,
Drank on, and care gave to the wind:
But wine nor words can charm away
The banker’s clerk who comes for pay.
Payment is press’d, the cash is gone:
Too late I cry, ‘what must be done?’
Horrow! a docket struck appears:
I look aghast, my wife’s in tears.
The naked truth stares in my face,
And shows me more than one disgrace.
My keys a messenger demands;
While, as a culprit often stands,
The humbled bankrupt lowers his view,
And sees the law its work pursue.
Soon comes of all his goods, the sale;
Which, like light straw before a gale,
The hammer-man puffs clean away,
And cries, ‘they must be sold this day.’
They are so, and I’ll tell you how:
At loss you’ll readily allow.
Then comes the tedious, humbling task,
To answer all commiss’ners ask;
And those who mean to act most fair,
Will at first meeting e’er appear,
To questions ask’d will answer true,
And clearly state accounts to view.
p.5A second he need not attend,
But if not may perhaps offend.
Happy the man who then can lay
His hand upon his heart, and say,
‘You all my books and deeds may scan
I’m honest, though distress’d man.
My own just wants, and losses great,
Have brought me to this low estate.’
Then comes the last dread meeting on,
Dreadful to such as will act wrong,
And through dishonesty or shame
Evasive answers ’tempt to frame:
For vain his shifts; howe’er he try,
He can’t elude the searching eye
Of lawyers, who’ll in all things pry:
His private foibles e’en mast out—
Grievous exposure ’tis no doubt!