[Transcriber's note: William Tell Told Again is two children's books in one. One is a picture book--16 full-color illustrations by Philip Dadd described in verse by John W. Houghton. The other is a humorous novel by P. G. Wodehouse, based on the picture book. The novel has a lengthier storyline, a more intricate plot, and more characterization. The bound volume intermingled the picture book with the novel, illustrations and poems appearing at regular intervals. Most pictures and verses were distant from the page of the novel that they reflected.
For this HTML version, thumbnail illustrations have been inserted following the paragraph in the novel that describes the events being illustrated. The verse descriptions of the illustrations have been moved to the end of the novel, so as not to disrupt the story. Each verse also has a thumbnail illustration. Click on the thumbnail for a larger illustration.]
By P. G. Wodehouse
1904
With Illustrations in Colour by Philip Dadd
Described in Verse by John W. Houghton
To Biddy O'Sullivan for a Christmas Present
The Swiss, against their Austrian foes, Had ne'er a soul to lead 'em,Till Tell, as you've heard tell, arose And guided them to freedom.Tell's tale we tell again--an act For which pray no one scold us--This tale of Tell we tell, in fact, As this Tell tale was told us.
Once upon a time, more years ago than anybody can remember, before the first hotel had been built or the first Englishman had taken a photograph of Mont Blanc and brought it home to be pasted in