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Preface by
Bernard Shaw
I hasten to protest at the outset that I have nopersonal knowledge of the incorrigible Super-trampwho wrote this amazing book. If he isto be encouraged and approved, then British moralityis a mockery, British respectability an imposture, andBritish industry a vice. Perhaps they are: I havealways kept an open mind on the subject; but stillone may ask some better ground for pitching themout of window than the caprice of a tramp.
I hope these expressions will not excite unreasonableexpectations of a thrilling realistic romance, ora scandalous chronicle, to follow. Mr. Davies' autobiographyis not a bit sensational: it might be thePost Office Directory for the matter of that. A lesssimple minded supertramp would not have thoughtit worth writing at all; for it mentions nothing thatmight not have happened to any of us. As to scandal,I, though a most respectable author, have neverwritten half so proper a book. These pudent pagesare unstained with the frightful language, the debaseddialect, of the fictitious proletarians of Mr.Rudyard Kipling and other genteel writers. Inthem the patrons of the casual ward and the dosshouse VIIIargue with the decorum of Socrates,